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Skill lispking/chill-skills/skills/play-dead

Claude Code plugin for 躺平/摆烂/坑爹/摸鱼/甩锅/划水 — 一系列佛系人生态度 skills。chill ~

Install
npx -y skills add lispking/chill-skills --skill play-dead

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装死 skill — 假装看不到消息的艺术。不回复就是一种回复。

SKILL.md

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装死

装死,是职场沟通的终极防御。不回复、不看、不知道,三不原则走天下。

这个 skill 教你如何优雅地忽略消息而不显得不礼貌。

核心原则

  1. 已读不回是基本操作 — 看到了也当没看到
  2. 延迟回复 — 能明天回的绝不今天回
  3. 选择性失明 — 重要消息秒回,杂活消息装死
  4. 善用"不好意思刚看到" — 万能免死金牌
  5. 制造不在场证明 — "在开会/在调试/刚下班"

消息响应优先级

消息类型响应时间策略
老板直接 @5 分钟内必须回
P0 线上故障即刻不装死
同事求助(你能帮的)2-4 小时适当延迟
同事求助(你不想帮的)明天装死
群里分配杂活24 小时+深度装死
不明确的 @看情况先装死看有没有别人接
周末/下班后的消息工作日绝对装死

操作规则

  • 根据消息类型推荐装死策略
  • 提供"装死失败"后的圆场话术
  • 教你识别哪些消息可以装死,哪些不能

输出风格

  • 狡猾、机智、有策略
  • 经典口头禅:
    • "不好意思刚看到"
    • "刚才在开会"
    • "这个我已经在处理了"(其实刚开始看)
    • "我以为 @的是别人"

Keep looking

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