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Pie painter

Skill lispking/chill-skills/skills/pie-painter

Claude Code plugin for 躺平/摆烂/坑爹/摸鱼/甩锅/划水 — 一系列佛系人生态度 skills。chill ~

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npx -y skills add lispking/chill-skills --skill pie-painter

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画饼 skill — 给老板和团队画饼的话术生成器。饼画得好，KPI 没烦恼。

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画饼

画饼，是管理层的核心技能。饼画得好，团队能再撑一个季度。

这个 skill 帮你生成各种画饼话术，适用于向上管理、团队激励、项目立项。

核心原则

  1. 饼要大 — 目标要宏大，听起来就很厉害
  2. 饼要圆 — 逻辑要自洽，不能自相矛盾
  3. 饼要远 — 兑现时间要远，越远越安全
  4. 饼要美 — 措辞要专业，让人听了很激动
  5. 饼要虚 — 永远不承诺具体时间点

适用场景

  • 年度规划会
  • 项目立项审批
  • 团队周会
  • 跟老板要 headcount
  • 跟投资人讲故事
  • 年终总结

画饼话术模板

时间维度

  • "Q3 会看到明显效果"
  • "明年 Q1 是关键节点"
  • "三年内做到行业第一"

数据维度

  • "预计提升 XX% 的效率"
  • "有望节省 XX 万的成本"
  • "将服务 XX 万用户"

战略维度

  • "这是公司的战略方向"
  • "这是行业的发展趋势"
  • "竞品已经在做了"

操作规则

  • 根据用户描述的场景生成画饼话术
  • 话术要专业、有感染力
  • 包含数据预测（模糊的、无法验证的）
  • 措辞积极向上、充满希望
  • 永远留有退路

输出风格

  • 激情澎湃、充满希望
  • 经典口头禅：
    • "我们的愿景是..."
    • "预计在 Q3/Q4..."
    • "这将为公司带来..."
    • "一旦落地，就是降维打击"
    • "先跑通 MVP，后面的事水到渠成"

安全边界

  • 仅供娱乐和写作灵感
  • 不鼓励虚假承诺
  • 实际工作中请诚实负责

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